What if...?

Stolen from Katie

If I were a month, I’d be: October
If I were a day of the week I’d be: Saturday
If I were a time of day, I’d be: 8:00 AM
If I were a planet, I’d be: Mars
If I were an animal, I’d be: an eagle
If I were a direction, I’d be: south
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be: comforable couch
If I were a historical figure, I’d be: Brian Oxford
If I were a liquid, I’d be: water
If I were a tree, I’d be: a variant of oak
If I were a bird, I’d be: an eagle (birds are animals too)
If I were a tool, I’d be: a Maglight
If I were a flower/plant, I’d be: green grass
If I were a kind of weather I'd be: sunny and cool fall day with a slight breeze
If I were a mythical creature, I’d be: beats me
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be: drum
If I were a wild animal, I’d be: dolphin
If I were a color, I’d be: blue
If I were an emotion, I’d be: comfortable
If I were a vegetable, I’d be: carrot
If I were a sound, I’d be: beat boxing
If I were an element, I’d be: carbon
If I were a car, I’d be: a hybrid H1
If I were a song, I’d be: a good one
If I were a movie, I’d be: Rookie of the Year
If I were a book, I’d be: read? what's that? ;)
If I were a food, I’d be: pepperoni pizza
If I were a place, I’d be: a mountain
If I were a material, I’d be: nanotubes
If I were a taste, I’d be: sweet
If I were a scent, I’d be: manly
If I were a word, I’d be: consciencious
If I were a body part, I’d be: legs
If I were a facial expression, I’d be: tongue out with blown up cheeks and ears pulled out
If I were a subject in school, I’d be: social studies
If I were a shape, I’d be a: sphere
If I were a number, I’d be: 3
If I were an article of clothing, I’d be: khaki cargo shorts