Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Thanks for the info!

I bought a 2002 GMC Envoy SLT with four wheel drive on Tuesday and my favorite passage from the owners manual is:

"Off-roading" means you've left the great North American road system behind. Traffic lanes aren't marked. Curves aren't banked. There are no road signs. Surfaces can be slippery, rough, uphill or downhill. In short, you've gone right back to nature.

Who comes up with stuff like that?

4 comments:

Jacs said...

Better yet..who takes the time to read that section in their owners manual?

Jacs

Brian said...

You'll be glad I read the off road section when you're four bobbin' down the beach in it. Oh yeah...and cool people like me!

Jacs said...

Will you actually listen to the advice? Because you didn't want to listen to the 4 bobbin' advice the last time we went. Gotta let the air out =P Or we get to laugh and take pictures of you.

Brian said...

Yeah yeah, I did air down the tires, just not enough. Now I have a built in air compressor so I can pump them up too!